Old white blues by Charlie "Bland Geezer" Melton

My wife's menopausal,
She can't get her fill.
she doses up my oatmeal
with that Viagra pill.
I got the...
Old impotent white man, blues.
Now what do I do?
There's nuttin' I can do.

The doc checked my prostate,
It's big as a lime.
When I'm in the bathroom
it takes overtime.
I got the...
Old swollen white man, blues.
Now what do I do?
There's nuttin' I can do.

We both go to Walmart,
It ain't quite so far.
Then we spend hours looking
for the damned car.
I got the...
Old forgetful white man, blues.
Now what do I do?
There's nuttin' I can do.


The kids come on over,
Monthly to see if I’m OK.
Visits curiously coincide
with my pension payday.
I got the...
Old stingy ass white man, blues.
Now what do I do?
There's nuttin' I can do.

I bought me a RV,
A condo on wheels.
I'll either miss payments
or skip lots a' meals.
I got the...
Old month to month white man blues.
Now what do I do?
There's nuttin' I can do.

Fini
(artwork credited to creator.)